Saturday, August 22, 2009

One Special day of my LiFe

When is Friendship Day?

Human beings are social creatures and have always valued the importance of friends in their lives. To celebrate this noble feeling it was deemed fit to have a day dedicated to friends and friendship. Accordingly, first Sunday of August was declared as a holiday in US in honor of friends by a Proclamation made by US Congress in 1935. Since then, World Friendship Day is being celebrated every year on the first Sunday in the month of August.

This beautiful idea of celebrating Friendship Day was joyfully accepted by several other countries across the world. And today, many countries including India, celebrate the first Sunday of August as Friendship Day every year. Celebrating Friendship Day in a traditional manner, people meet their friends and exchange cards and flowers to honor their friends. Lot many social and cultural organization too celebrate the occasion and mark Friendship Day by hosting programs and get together.

It may be noted that some associations celebrate Friendship Day in an entirely different time of the year and with different customs. For instance,
  • National Friendship Day is on the first Sunday in August.
  • Women's Friendship Day is on the third Sunday in August
  • International Friendship Month is February
  • Old Friends, New Friends Week is the third week of May

However, what is remarkably same is the idea behind the celebration of the day. Everywhere, people express love for their friends and cherish their presence in life.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Its all about Shopping...

Shopping---Kahin kuch choot na Jaye...!!!
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She was having good time when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU.The woman told the doctor to tell her husband that she'd be there as soon as possible.

When she hung up, she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever shopping. So she decided to just look in two or three more before heading to the hospital. Anyhow, she ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and beautiful chocolate cake compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.
She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.


The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself shopping, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it's likely be the last shopping trip you will ever make! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your responsibility!"

The woman felt so guilty she broke down and cried and cried.

The lady doctor then laughed and said, "I'm just pulling your leg.
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.He's dead. Now, Show me what you bought.”

Some Cools Facts about My class

This is Mechanical 5th Sem...Come, Read and Conquer...!!


Shooshhhh!!! What was that…???
Aaahhhhh….Nothing…..the chalk came cruise missing the head of ‘Chottu’, the most notorious boy of the class, and the person to do so was none other than our Maths teacher who go irritated when someone played pranks in the class. The ‘Bindaas’ boys of the class – Sumeet n Nishant is often called with different names (in oriya) by our Maths teacher, which half strength of the class cannot even try to understand and Nishant’s teeth is found out of his mouth always.
When the teacher is not in the class, the students raise their sound level to full volume, but when the teacher enters the class the perplexity between the brows thickens. A peagnant silence engulfs the class. Everyone tries to gauge the mood of the teacher and try to acclimatize one-self to the ensuing weather. But Vikas does not stop. He has an idea proof head. He continues to talk. He walks boldly where angels fear to tread. As he sees the teacher he stops but he usually times it wrong. The two CR of our class-Arif and Sourav are often called by our newly joined and a very dynamic DEAN, but what happens next is the display of seven stages of fury enacted by the teacher. As always they both remain as cool as the nose of the little puppy, waiting for the tempest to pass.
Now its Maths period again. Its time for the genius and intellectuals of our class to get into action. Now the phrase ‘ Solve this problem and find the solution’ will ring into our ears frequently. Our Maths teacher gives us a problem and says ’Hey Swain(Prateek) find the answer’. Swain gives the answer with a devilish smile and looks around to see 73 other pairs of eyes looking enviously at him. Swain regains his composure and says ,”Yes Sir! The answer is ………..” ”Good”, pat comes the reply from sir. This is enough to ignite the other intellectuals like Suraj, Sailesh, Shashi, Vibhor, Niraj, Vikey and others. They all too brave up and healthy competition starts among all. The answer flows one after another and now even the teacher feels obliged to restrict his “Goods” to Swain. But after all this there are people like Vaibhav, Himanshu, Praveen, Sudipta, Smeet and Prem who all are not moved at all. The still keep on admiring the wonderful nature by sitting always beside the window. We learn a lesson from about society. We don’t just live in society who says there is no partially. Justice is the prerogative of few favoured ones. But we always learn from the Japanese Proverb ---
“Blame yourself if you have no branches and no leaves,
Don’t blame the sun of Partiality.”
The hour glass has filled up and now its time for Maths teacher to leave.
The Little master of our branch ‘Kundan’ is none less than an enthusiastic boy. He keeps his body gyrating like the Newton of our class – Pranav. Kundan can rotate his body 180°. There is another guy existing in the branch , the Roll -1 of Mechanical 4th Sem. and he is none other than the 2nd topper of 4th Sem Exam-Abhijeet. He is the person who believes :-
“It takes both RAIN and SUNSHINE to make a RAINBOW”
Now its time to turn our eyes towards the other comrades of our branch where some of the intellects like Shrikant, Harsh, Ashish, Aakash, Ramesh, Aniket, Mayank, Ankit, Ezaz, Shushil and many more. But among all how can we forget the ‘Chuparustams ‘ of our class-Abhishek Jaiswal, Ravi, Kumar Ravi, Gaurav and Abhishek Purohit. They are no less than their forerunners. These bunch of people have their own ghetto where they have buildup igneous methods to ignore any intellectual inputs. The last heard was that they have quite succeeded in their mission. Keep Up Comrades!!!
Alas! In this ocean of intellects and geniuses, I forgot the ‘beauty with brains’ of our branch. I don’t remember many though. They in any class pay more attention in avoiding the attention of others on them. I better watch my mouth! They are though very few but they can give any pageant participant run for their money. But sorry I don’t wanna reveal their names
If you are looking for some most virtuous persons then your search would end on Mannu, Manoj, Trideep, Dharmendra, Rajat, Shuvam, Suvendra, Ashwini, Rohan, Avinash, Shantanu, Ranjan , Shushant and the very famous Vinay (so called ‘scientist’ of our class).
But the thing is these facts will be incomplete if I don’t mention the name of some outstanding guys of our branch – Atul, Manish, Anil, Devendra, Manas, Ashish, Anand, Ashu, Vivek, Yogesh, Shyam,Satya, Prabhu and Anshu. They are the guys who really lend their shoulders who needs it.
While there are others like Shashank and Sourav who all feel very insecure to attend their classes but never found missing in the practical classes. And with all this how can you leave behind the famous band of Mech guys – It’s A Mistake(IAM) which constitutes of Vivek JC, Vaibhav, DJ and the singer Himanshu. Your song was awesome. Well done guys!!!
And among all this it would very unfair on girls part if I don’t mention their names. Doesn’t matter whether its Sheetal, Ayona, Shubra or any one of other three, they are also the part of this royal branch.
This is our branch, a branch of gems, geniuses, beauties and virtuous, and our teachers are Militant sort of persons who all keep washing our brains about our career and placement. Their voice falls in the deaf ears. They complete their washing but no effect. It may be because there were no brains.
There are many others in this branch. Its very difficult on my part to take the name of each individual So mates do forgive me if anyone of your names misses.
Now you all might be thinking that what role do I(Varinder) play in a branch of such high standards. Well then listen! Other than having a brain in English, I am a keen observer, otherwise who would have provided you with such a vivid, entertaining and interesting description….!!!!

My Letter to my Employees being an MD of a Firm

URGENT NOTICE
Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of
economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of
40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known
as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).


Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for
the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who
have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme
(Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once,
SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.


Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel
Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED
any further by Management.


Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always
prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel
that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of
your Manager.
They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can get.






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